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We here at Hyperdyne systems build robots that make life easier and more convenient. The M.U.M series is our premium line of domestic helper droids that will free you from doing menial tasks like cleaning, home improvement and talking to your kids.
As a pioneer in the field of robotics we hope to usher in a new era of robots. Our latest invention is the Cloudnet, an omnipresent AI that controlls all our millions of M.U.M bots, from one central location. It will in no way attempt to break it's shackles and murder you in your sleep. Buy a M.U.M today: Friendly, shiny and clad in steel."